I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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