I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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