Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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