porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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