I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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