I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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