I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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