we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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