God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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