Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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