a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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