id be glad to
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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