i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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