But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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