never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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