It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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