Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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