in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i think im in europe. pls send help
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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