she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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