Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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