Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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