oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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