you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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