I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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