What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I love having hate sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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