Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Everything about him screamed your future.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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