I hope mine doesn't look like that
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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