I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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