Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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