There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
my shit smells like andre
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Randomize
