Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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