apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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