Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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