Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
