i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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