Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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