Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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