So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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