I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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