Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?