Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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