Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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