I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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