Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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