You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
