Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
