Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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