my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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