You smell like stripper and shame
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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