he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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