Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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