Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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