she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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