he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Randomize
