i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This is the high leading the old right now
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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