So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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