i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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