I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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